( S.H.A. )
Wow!
The Kingdom of Squirt Country is like a dream.
But it was a dream., but then again, dreams are real.....
Anyway....
Odelia, Dietricha, and Cecilia woke up refreshed in their
bed chambers, a light fragrance filled their rooms; the
scent was sweet - but they couldn't place it. Was it....
Frankincense? Cinnamon? .... Sandalwood?.....
Birds (actually) came to their window sills, chirping tunes
from The Sound of Music. This was "The Alarm Clock" for the
season! A very delicate dress was laid out for each to wear,
with slippers that looked handcrafted.
There was an itinerary for the next two months on the wood
desk, also a note from a type of Minister; that gave
them a time for an audience with a high official - not
The Queen or The King....
The King was off at war (with MACHINES) in some foreign
world that thought it was the 21st Century by their calendar!
After a quick shower in what looked like a mini-gym; there
was a light knock on Cecilia's door. She rushed to answer it,
wanting to know if this place is real or did Dr. O. get them
all to jump into a story book written by the Brothers Grimm!
Cecilia could also see the castle from her window, but earlier,
as she woke up; she had thought she was in The Castle
- It was that big!
The castle looked like it glowed and it had a ring of a rainbow
around it. Wow! If this was a dream she didn't want to wake up!
She opened the door, to be greeted by a supermodel? Those were
the only words that could describe the hottie in front of her.
Rosabella
Cecilia: I think I just woke up in every Waldorf on
Planet Earth! Rosabella? I think I've heard of you....
Rosabella: We do try to give the men and women of the
world you came from clues as to the reality of this
place. I played "myself" in a 4D videogame that is
somewhere online! It appears The King is adamant that
earth men get laid more and get laid well.
Cecilia: Earth men? We Earth girls need help too!
Rosabella: But that's what Dr. O. is for!
I guess that's why you can hump him anytime you want!
Cecilia: By the way, before I forget, did
you say, "Two weeks" before we get an audience?
Rosabella: Yes.
Cecilia: But our bodies! What will happen to them?!
They're asleep on earth, somewhere in Scotland!
Rosabella: Time does not move in this world as it does
on earth. You four will stay here for two months, but
in your world, only five hours will pass!
Cecilia: Really?
Rosabella: Yes! You need at least two months to even
begin to know a tenth of this place! We have arranged
to also bring up Dr. O.'s tailor from Scotland to
measure him for his kilt, here in Squirt Country.
Cecilia: Really? But we're in Edinburgh.
We just have to wake up and go....
Rosabella: Believe me, it's for the best. You'll understand
in future, why. His tailor should be in Dr. O.'s quarters,
finishing up his measurements. By the time you four wake up
in your world, the kilts measurements will be in the tailor's
head; who will express it where ever Dr. O. may be!
Cecilia: Wow! His tailor thought travelled
to Squirt Country just to get his measurements?
Rosabella: Yes.
Cecilia: Cool. Now what of Odelia and Dietricha?
Rosabella: Your estates are about three miles apart.
Odelia and Dietricha's carriages should pull up anytime
now at Dr. O.'s, who requested you three eat breakfast
with him at his estate.
Cecilia: Ok. I'm ready.
Rosabella: Good. Genevieve and her twin sister, Elsa, will
see to Odelia and Dietricha. You will see more of Elsa in
future. Let us go to your waiting carriage. Would you like
anything to drink, before we go?
Cecilia: No, thank you.
Rosabella: Ok. By the way, the High Official will let you
know of the missions dispatched by The King and Queen. She
will also will inform you of the reason Dr. O. and The S.H.A.
are working their ass off to not only get humans laid more;
but to tell everyone in your home world, Squirt Country is
"a party everynight". All they have to do is "make the
wish you did when you went to sleep".
Cecilia: You mean the wish: "I WISH TO PLAY SQUIRT COUNTRY." ?
(*COUGH*) Is that what is to be said?
Rosabella: Yes. Dat right. That's the wish that has to
be made to come up here. "I WISH TO PLAY SQUIRT COUNTRY."
has to be said out loud.
Cecilia: Was that a clue?
Rosabella: Clue what?
(Rosabella cont.): Until people start to get laid on a regular
basis, according to The Wisdom of Sex, in Dr. O.'s work: You
must make her squirt! They can always come up here for practice!
Cecilia: Really? You guys are into sex, aren't you?
Rosabella: It's in the name of this Kingdom itself. I guess
The King doesn't want the memory of what a female orgasm is, to
be forgotten - ever. Come.... I'll take you to Dr. O. and
your friends!
A large two horse carriage pulled up. She ran up to and
hugged one of the horses. It's mane was so soft and
perfumed? It didn't speak, but the way it bobbed its head,
it motioned to Cecilia: "Get in".
Both ladies, in clothes so delicate, it looked like it would
'crumble', sat on the cushioned seats and closed the tiny door.
Rosabella looked amused at Cecilia's reaction to everything.
Her eyes looked like it would fall out of her head! The horses
left without a command and as they pulled out of her estate,
she could now absorb the magnificence of her 'guest quarters'.
Yikes! Could someone say: 'castle'?
Rosabella kept her riveted as she told her stories of
The Kingdom, The King and Queen, and their struggles to
get mankind The Truth....about their dreams, The MACHINE
blockade of the human imagination (Headquartered on Lebanah
- Earth's Moon), and most importantly - the Truth about sex!
Rosabella: Squirt Country is an eternal kingdom, beyond
Time and space. It ain't going anywhere, honey. Further,
The Queen is gathering her ladies back to herself that she
sent to earth... You'll understand all this later.....
Rosabella also told her about the shops. You just walk in
and take anything you want! Dr. O. planned to take them to
- A hot club in Squirt Country featuring DJ Internet. Also
to the Toy Store, in about a week, where he wants them to
'pick a toy'. He says his toy project he planned for Gavle,
Sweden will mimic something like that; where you 'pick a
toy' to be delivered to you by Christmas day!
Rosabella: Store keeper are more than happy. The King sees
to everyone and everyone sees to him. Men and women of earth
should really 'take a vacation' up here. There is your friend!
I will see you in two weeks!
Ceclila: What?
Rosabella: For your meeting with the High Official! Dr. O.
will keep you hotties busy! He loves this place as will you.
Have a good stay.
As they went in, they knew Dr. O. was in the kitchen!
His food was the best! He came out, hard on and all
with Dietricha also in an apron and very nude underneath
(just like earth). Cecilia told them everything Rosabella said.
You: You see! Squirt Country is like heaven on earth! The
secret of this magical kingdom's existence is being
continuously transmitted to earth. I hope people 'pick up'
on the hints!
Dr. O. and Dietricha handed them aprons to help out.
As they were preparing their breakfast a hottie came
in to announce that the ladies Isabelle and Sally are
to appear in their meeting in two weeks.
The King, from the front lines has dispatched word ....
The King states: THE MACHINES on Lebanah, are planning
a move within the next six months.....
What will happen? What move is this? Stay tuned...
June 30, 2010!
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