" Squirt Air! where if your babe squirts at 40,000 feet, we give you 40K miles! "
Marielle: Hi, thank you for calling Squirt Air Travel!
Kissa: What?
Marielle: Have you had sex today?
Kissa: Nope!
Marielle: Poor You! Where do you want to go today?
Kissa: Anywhere but here.
Marielle: Wasn't that a movie?
Marielle here, how may I tell you how T.O.S. is fucking
with your life?
Who The Fuck Is DIS?!
Writer: Oh, that's "Giada". Her ass is slamming!
Kissa: Oh, I thought it was, N.....
Writer: No! Look at that clit ring!
Kissa: So? N....
Writer: No! GIADA has a belly button ring, too.
Marielle: That's a clue isn't it?
Kissa: A clue for what?
Writer: Is This a fake ?
Kissa: What?
Writer: Is This a fake ?
Kissa: Is that a fake?
Writer: No.
Kissa: No, what?
Writer: Is This a fake ? NOT Is That A Fake?
Marielle: She's so confused!
Writer: Shut up, Marielle, the girl hasn't gotten laid!
Marielle: Oh, I forgot.
Writer: Probably hasn't squirted, too!
Marielle: No shit! You know, I squirted all over Dr....
Kissa: Heeellllloooooooo!
Writer & Marielle: What?
Marielle: We're just dishing on how you never squirted in your life!
Kissa: WTF?
Marielle: Have you even masturbated via THOUGHT, yet?
Kissa: Fuck no! I'm missing out on life, aren't I?
Marielle: Let's just say, if a man called Dr. O. walks
into your life, make sure you fuck his brains out and
ask him to make you squirt!
Kissa: He can do that?!?
Marielle: Oh hell, yeah! He'll make you jizz all over him.
Writer: Especially when he puts his nuts up a girl's ass!
Kissa: Gimmie his fucking number!
Marielle: You'll have to wait until the writer writes it
in! The writer can make us do anything! And watch what
the writer does!
Kissa: Why don't you write:
Writer: Shit............ (silence)
Kissa: What the fuck are you doing?
Writer: Taking notes! It's rare to hear
a hottie like you gush about gushing!
Kissa: Yeah, but technically, isn't it you writing it?
Writer: Shut up, Kissa. Now speak with Marielle.
Kissa: OK, just one sentence.... Put dick in me, make me squirt.
Writer: I won't exploit the Porn Film Rule at this time.
Just go on vacation, MOFO. Ask Marielle for "coach".
Bye, Kissa! L8r, Marielle!
Marielle: The writer is so nice, ain't he?
Kissa: I still want to squirt! Now how about vacation! Send me anywhere.
Marielle: You tell me. That's the way it works. Now talk. Where to?
Kissa: Italy... Milan / Rome / Somewhere there...... Sardinia! Oh yeah, gimmie coach!
Marielle: Good girl! One first class ticket to Sardinia,
coming right at you! How's tomorrow sound?
Kissa: I don't have to wait?
Marielle: Not with Squirt Air! Make sure you pack light! You won't be there long!
Kissa: What does that mean?
Marielle: Let's just say, your head will clear up
soon! See ya! Have a good trip! Bye! CLICK!
Marielle |
Kissa |
This is NOT the writer, but the writer wrote this in! Enjoy! |
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