Squirt Air!


" Squirt Air! where if your babe squirts at 40,000 feet, we give you 40K miles! "


Marielle: Hi, thank you for calling Squirt Air Travel!
Marielle here, how may I tell you how T.O.S. is fucking
with your life?

Kissa: What?

Marielle: Have you had sex today?

Kissa: Nope!

Marielle: Poor You! Where do you want to go today?

Kissa: Anywhere but here.

Marielle: Wasn't that a movie?


Who The Fuck Is DIS?!


Writer: Oh, that's "Giada". Her ass is slamming!

Kissa: Oh, I thought it was, N.....

Writer: No! Look at that clit ring!

Kissa: So? N....

Writer: No! GIADA has a belly button ring, too.

Marielle: That's a clue isn't it?

Kissa: A clue for what?

Writer: Is This a fake ?

Kissa: What?

Writer: Is This a fake ?

Kissa: Is that a fake?

Writer: No.

Kissa: No, what?

Writer: Is This a fake ? NOT Is That A Fake?

Marielle: She's so confused!

Writer: Shut up, Marielle, the girl hasn't gotten laid!

Marielle: Oh, I forgot.

Writer: Probably hasn't squirted, too!

Marielle: No shit! You know, I squirted all over Dr....

Kissa: Heeellllloooooooo!

Writer & Marielle: What?

Marielle: We're just dishing on how you never squirted in your life!


PIC OF Surprise


Kissa: WTF?

Marielle: Have you even masturbated via THOUGHT, yet?

Kissa: Fuck no! I'm missing out on life, aren't I?

Marielle: Let's just say, if a man called Dr. O. walks
into your life, make sure you fuck his brains out and
ask him to make you squirt!

Kissa: He can do that?!?

Marielle: Oh hell, yeah! He'll make you jizz all over him.

Writer: Especially when he puts his nuts up a girl's ass!

Kissa: Gimmie his fucking number!

Marielle: You'll have to wait until the writer writes it
in! The writer can make us do anything! And watch what
the writer does!

Kissa: Why don't you write:


"Dr. O., walk through my doors, fuck me to
Heaven and back and suck the squirt out of me"
?


Writer: Shit............ (silence)

Kissa: What the fuck are you doing?

Writer: Taking notes! It's rare to hear
a hottie like you gush about gushing!

Kissa: Yeah, but technically, isn't it you writing it?

Writer: Shut up, Kissa. Now speak with Marielle.

Kissa: OK, just one sentence.... Put dick in me, make me squirt.

Writer: I won't exploit the Porn Film Rule at this time.
Just go on vacation, MOFO. Ask Marielle for "coach".
Bye, Kissa! L8r, Marielle!

Marielle: The writer is so nice, ain't he?

Kissa: I still want to squirt! Now how about vacation! Send me anywhere.

Marielle: You tell me. That's the way it works. Now talk. Where to?

Kissa: Italy... Milan / Rome / Somewhere there...... Sardinia! Oh yeah, gimmie coach!

Marielle: Good girl! One first class ticket to Sardinia,
coming right at you! How's tomorrow sound?

Kissa: I don't have to wait?

Marielle: Not with Squirt Air! Make sure you pack light! You won't be there long!

Kissa: What does that mean?

Marielle: Let's just say, your head will clear up
soon! See ya! Have a good trip! Bye! CLICK!


That was weird! Anyway, Kissa was glad to go!
Fuck this: 'Sign a contract'....
Even my dreams won't leave me alone.... I'm gone!



Marielle

Kissa

This is NOT the writer, but
the writer wrote this in! Enjoy!


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