(1) Dr. O. gets to masturbate you whenever you
want and keeps going until you orgasm (squirt).

(2) You get to study Dr. O.'s body (no restrictions),
including his cock; until you reach "Ph.D. Level"
in Malebodyology.

(3) You get to masturbate Dr. O. to see
if you can defy his COCK CONTROL Powers.

(4) Dr. O. bathes you whenever you want.

(5) You get to travel anywhere on S.H.A. expense account.
( Must book through Squirt Air Travel and be on your own free time ).

(6) You have fun 24 / 7.

(7) You get to eat at any Heisse Kartoffel Worldwide on S.H.A. expense account.
( Must show your ID and Badge). S.H.A. Agents that do not have a badge
(that is, their recruit is not S.H.A. yet) can mooch off of Dr. O. -
just hang with him - he'll feed ya until you can eat no mo - (MOFO)

(8) You get access to Dr. O.'s Secret Sex Research Facilities,
where the most advanced research in sex is done. It was at one
of these facilities that cracked "The Pussy Riddle": Put your
cock in her piss hole.

This is known as "Secret of Secret Hole Sex".

They also discerned a vagina can "create dreams".
This is known as: "The Spiritual Use of A Vagina"

(9) You get your butt put on any of Dr. O.'s network
of sites. See Text banners below for reference.