Secret Hole Agency
( S.H.A. )


The Secret Hole Is Out There...


The Isle of Dr. O.

Newark, NJ


The three operatives arrive, one by one as Dr. O.
called Dietricha earlier to see if she can score a
free meal for everyone from Die Heisse Kartoffel
down the street.


She did... Lasagne too!


Dietricha: I'm surprised! They had lasagne today - it usually goes the 1st hour!

You: Why can't the freaking cooks make more?! Always running out!

Dietricha: If they hadn't "run out", how would you know my secret hole is from Nantucket?

Cecilia: What?


Writer's note: S.H.A. Issue 1


Odelia: Good Food! I heard the owner doesn't want to franchise or "go public"!

You: Really? There are heisse kartoffels everywhere!

Dietricha: Why go public? He has his own thing going.... Doesn't he - Dr. O. ?

You: Wha? Who, What, Where, When, How???


Anyway...


Cecilia: Talking about "Heisse Kartoffels" What exactly do we do?

You: I called you three operatives here to
give you your first mission! Consider it "a test".

Odelia: A test? What happens if we pass? What do we get?

You: That answer will be revealed at the proper time.

Dietricha: And if we fail?

You: And give up on ass like yours?
Are you kidding? Failure is not an option.

All 3: What?

You: I will accompany you on your first mission! We cannot fail!



Odelia: Hey, if you give us 3 this assignment or "mission" (to be more "secret agent-y")
At the same time - how can you accompany us to go?

You: That's not important! Remember, the reader at home can only read one tract at a time!


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You: Your mission is to find a hottie and hire her for the agency!
By the time we meet again, there will be 6 of you. That is
when we can really start to maneuver!

Cecilia: Find a hottie and recruit 'em. Hmmm... Smart.
I can get any girl to do anything. I have one in mind already.

You: Got a picture?

Cecilia: What?


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Anyway...


You: I will issue you three your S.H.A. ID Number. That number
you will use in all secret communiques. You are not to use
your real names!


You: Odelia, You shall be "Orgasm 1"!

Cecilia: I want an orgasm too!


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You: What?

Cecilia: I want to be "Orgasm 2"!

You: That number is Dietricha's! You will be "Orgasm 3" or "OO3"!


You give the three, their ID cards...



Odelia: So I'm "OO1" .... Isn't that from James Bond?

Dr. O.: No! This is an 'O' as in "Dr. O." In James Bond their '0' is a number! Not a letter!

Dietricha: What happens when we get to "10" or "100"?

Dr.O: Who the fuck knows? In James Bond, they got up to what? 008? 009?

Cecilia: I think it was 0012!

Odelia: I thought you weren't copying from James Bond!


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Dietricha: What does the 'O' Stand for?

Dr.O: "Orgasm".

Odelia: 'O'.


Later That Afternoon.......


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