After a full meal of Chicken in strawberry cream sauce
(they were out of lasagne) and 2 heaping bowls of the
banana ice cream - each!



Odelia: I picked her....
You: WOW! She is hot! Cute! She will ...
You: What is her name?
Odelia: One of her names is "KISSA". She's been known
in underground channels and various places on The Net by
Egyptian Female Names.
You: If I were to name her, I'd call her, "ISIS"! She's so cute, you can...
Odelia: Doctor!
You: Oh yes, continue. Please ignore the beads of sweat on my forehead.
Dietricha: What about the pitched tent, MOFO?
You: Oh, that? Who can ignore that? Who, What? Anyway, Odelia, continue.
"I'M ...... SO ...... FRUSTRATED!"
Odelia: Eh... Thank You. She was last seen leaving
a hotel in the UK, on way to Holland for a photo shoot.
You: Very good! I'm glad I picked up some Dutch in Brazil! It'll come in handy, now!
Odelia: Spreekt U vloeiend Nederlands?
Odelia: A sentence?! You just know 1 freaking sentence in Dutch?! How far do you think you'll get with Kissa?
You: I'll just wing the rest. Remember, you're the one recruiting.
I'll be "in the background". Call Marielle at Squirt Air Travel
and book our flight. Make sure you ask for coach! And
bring an alarm clock when we fly....
Odelia: What?
You: You'll see...
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