The calm quiet city of Gavle did a lot to calm Dietricha's mind.
Dietricha: (Thinking) Wow! What an adventure! Just a
couple of months back, I didn't know half the things I know
now. Now where the hell is that Dr. O.!
You: Breakfast Fraulein?
Dietricha: Fraulein?
You: Here, eat. Sit down. Let's talk.
Dietricha: What the fuck is going on?
You: What? Coffee not hot enough?
Dietricha: No! First you blow into my life, turn it upside down.
You think in a way I cannot even begin to explain.
Now, cooky dreams!
You: Did you say dreams?
Dietricha: Yes.
You: Dish.
Dietricha: I had the most vivid dreams. It involved Havva.
We were on the same train going to Gavle. She gave me the most
delicious cake I have ever eaten in my life! The dream was so
vivid, I can recall the taste!
You: Hmmm... You have never ever had - to the best of your
memory of your life experience on this earth - a cake that
ever tasted like that?
Dietricha: No.
You: What do you understand from that?
Dietricha: That the dream showed me something new?
You: I cannot explain it. You'll have to understand it
yourself. Your friend, Havva is a culinary genius. Her
mind is a fireball of culinary creations. And to make a
long story short, we're not the only party interested
in what she can do.
Dietricha: Wait a minute! You mean Havva's cake or pastry
is real? I just had a dream. How can others know about it?
You: You, know about it.
Dietricha: Yes, but I got the dream. What you're saying
is others must have experienced tasting her cake in a dream to know it exists.
You: You, know it exists.
Dietricha: Oh, Shit!
You: No, Shit!
Dietricha: If what you're saying is right, Havva will be the
most sought after person in the whole cooking world. That
cake literally blew my socks off! But you were in that dream
too! There were naked girls everywhere!
You: That's my kind of dream. But when I try to do anything, I wake up!
Dietricha: What?
You: You're making progress and you'll soon wake up! I am
done with my business in Gavle.
Dietricha: So what's your business in Gavle? Care to share, jingle man?
Writer's Note: See S.H.A. Part Two
You: There's been a project that I've been itching to start. A 'Toy Project'.
Dietricha: What - You deliver toys at a certain time of year to anyone who asks, by writing you a letter?
You: You psychic?
Dietricha: What?
You: Well, I'll leave it at that! Anyway.... We have to find Havva pronto!
Dietricha: How? First Prague, now Krakow. We need a clue.
You: Use your dream - to get any info. you need.
Dietricha: What?
You: Listen, freshman. In my world, you think "outside the box"
and your dreams is "outside of the box of your body". I'll
be back in about 4 days. Tell me what you see. If you have
trouble, call Squirt Air Travel!
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