Secret Hole Agency
( S.H.A. )


You got to Lubeck in 4 Days .... long story ...
Something to do with an alarm clock....


Anyway...


Welcome To Hotel Butt Bang


You walk into a hotel. You waste no time.
After you secured a room, you asked the
cute hotel clerk for info on Dietricha...



Introducing Alison Angel of "Alison Angel"

As

Pascaline


She told you to go to Die Heisse Kartoffel.
Order a certain meal, get 1 glass of champagne;
and when you return, she'll give you a clue!


You: Why can't you give me a fucking clue now?

Pascaline: Because video game characters don't give you
clues up front! you have to work your ass off getting points!
Then, you get a clue!

How else can the writer work-in porn
galleries hawked to the public!

You: We're in a video game?

Pascaline: You fool! (chuckling: I always wanted to say that!)
Anyway... Of course this is a video game - a 4D video game you
play in 4D Space!

You: 4D Space?

Pascaline: You are dreaming this... I'm a dream character in your
game. Remember you said out loud before you went to sleep:



"I WISH TO PLAY SECRET HOLE AGENCY."


Pascaline: Then went to sleep! This is your game - MOFO!

You: So I should go to Die Heisse Kartoffel and...

Pascaline: Eat... Oh .... Make sure you order the lasagne in white sauce

You: That's a clue isn't it?

Pascaline: You'll see....


Off to die heisse kartoffel


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