A very cute, sexy cab driver asked her.....
You're cab driver today will be...
as
"Lijsbeth"
Writer's Note: Her Gallery Link is at the bottom of this page!
Odelia: You're the cabdriver?!?
Lijsbeth: What's wrong, MOFO... This is London...I'm in a
cab, driving you anywhere you want to go. Been to SOHO?
Odelia: Yes, I've been to SOHO! WTF?! Squirt Air Travel
book you too and you wound up here for not setting your alarm?
Lijsbeth: You keep talking like that, you won't go far with
Dr. O. - rookie. Hi, he told me to wait for you. He's very
resourceful, is he not?
Odelia: He's very something fucking else,
'resourceful' isn't the word that comes to mind!
Lijsbeth: Good. Remember: 'Never express surprise.
Let a poker face be your best friend.' I'm gonna grade
you. When I submit my report, expect more surprises
like this, when rolling with Dr. O.!
Odelia: You got me good. That's 'strike 2'.
Lijsbeth: The ol' "didn't set my alarm clock while on a plane"
where you wind up? Tokyo? Ukraine?
Odelia: Zimbabwe.
Lijsbeth: Ouch!
Odelia: Please take me to this hotel.. [ CENSORED ].
Lijsbeth: Good. your hotel is around the corner. Please
let your bags be picked up by the hotel people.
Again, put your poker face on... Here....
Lijsbeth: Open it. (She ordered).
Odelia: A credit like card / a flash drive /
A SMALL JAR OF VASELINE?!?!? OK what's going on?!
Lijsbeth: Whaa? The vaseline is for Dr. O.! He insists!
Odelia: 69? Oh, this must be Dr. O.'s doing, alright!
Lijsbeth: The flash drive has my new web content! Give it
Your credit like card is for your hotel room... #69.
to Dr. O., once you two are in your room. He updates in 2 days!
You've been checked in. Just follow the porter. Have a nice day!
Her reverie was interrupted, when she heard.....
Wat kan ik voor U doen?
Odelia: Here's my bags. I'm in room 69!
You: You get an 'A', OO1. I believe you'll find this hotel to
your liking! Room 69 is so well placed, you just need a pair of
binoculars to see the action going on in the windows the street over!
Odelia: You are just too much for me!
You: OO1, we are here to make the world fuck, fuck hard and
fuck well - and some other things... (heh heh).
Talk like that should be music to your ears! Here's your
room, use your key please! I think you'll like the bed.
As soon as the door closed, she handed Dr. O. the flash drive and the vaseline.
You: You know, I can read into this in many, many ways...but... Vaseline?
I asked for KY, WTF?!? I should really know the ropes by now, with the girls at
Squirt Air Travel! They always give you something else!
Odelia: What the fuck are you doing ordering KY jelly from a Travel Agency?!
You: Listen, rookie. Weird in this boring fucking world is
good. Vaseline or KY, who cares! As long as it helps you get the job done!
Odelia: What?
You: If you don't get some sleep, you'll never
get your job done! I'll meet you in 72 hours!
Odelia: Leave the binoculars, I'm getting to like my job....
You:....
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