Secret Hole Agency
( S.H.A. )
Kissa: Fuck this! Fuck this! Fuck this! Assholes! I
just keep running into assholes in my dreams. I'm
booking a flight, I'm outta here!
Kissa woke up pissed! What the fuck is this?! Sign
a contract?! Fuck that! And a five year one too!
Those guys think they own me. Kissa emailed
the bloke she met on the plane over to England.
(Kissa thinking): If only he was here now! I'd fuck
his brains out and drag him away on a 'fuck vacation'!
I have to get the fuck outta here! I have to get away!
I know I promised Odelia I'd wait, but fuck this! I'll
just write her an email to come along with me on
vacation and bring that guy she keeps talking about.
She's like:
He as a sweet dick.
It's always hard
I'm getting use to his cock.
Does he do threesomes? Is all Kissa thought. She opened her
'very used' laptop, got a signal, and started to write to Odelia.
While kissa was doing this......
SOMEWHERE IN THE 4TH DIMENSION...............
???: ThE HuMan KiSsA iS wRiTiNg EmAiL tO hUmAn, OdElIa
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SeNd SiGnAl To CrAsH mAcHiNe 2 SeCoNdS bEfOrE sHe HiTs 'SeNd'.
.......---------...........--------.----.-.-.-.-.-...........---------
SeNd SiGnAl To MaKe SuRe ShE dOeSn'T sAvE a CoPy To TeXt
.......---------...........--------.----.-.-.-.-.-...........---------
SeNd SiGnAl Of FeElInGs: 'aNgEr'+'ImPaTiEnCe'+'Go On VaCaTiOn'
.......---------...........--------.----.-.-.-.-.-...........---------
Kissa wrote three paragraphs to Odelia to let her know
how fed up she was with everything! She needed to get away.
She didn't know how to explain to Odelia that her dreams
were getting weirder and weirder by the day..............
Kissa's Dream
(Kissa To Odelia)
I dreamt I was locked up in a building. It was so
lucid, so real.... In it, I had to sign a contract!
WTF does it mean? In 'real life' (if such a thing exists)
she was considering signing another five year deal to model.
And she keeps getting a phone call a day to sign. WHAT THE
FUCK IS THE RUSH? Kissa thought...
Kissa: OK.... I'm done........... I'll just fire this off to Odelia then I'll call a travel agent.....
Before Kissa hit 'send' her computer got a blue screen and crashed!
FUCK!
I didn't save it too!
FUCK!
Kissa: OK you shit! Reset, now!
As her computer booted up, when she passed
her BIOS initial screen, she then saw this.....
wixxxows could not start because the
following file is missing or corrupt:
hal.dll
With that hal.dll missing, the computer won't boot -
the computer was 'toast' - no butter, no jam, just
plain dry fucking 'toast'.
OH FUCKING NOT AGAIN!
SHIT DAMN FUCK!
THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS, WHEN
I'M ABOUT TO DO SOMETHING!
THAT'S IT! THAT'S IT!
THAT'S FUCKING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She remembered Odelia's
solution and calmed down....
(1) Get a LIVE CD of ubuntu
(2) Get a flash drive
(3) Get blank CDs or DVDs to burn in your info
(all your info on your C drive you don't wanna lose - MOFO)
(4) Boot from your LIVE ubuntu CD into the LINUX OS
( That is: when your BIOS loads, press (varies)
"F2" or "DEL" KEY and get into your BIOS
Change your BOOT Parameter to BOOT FROM CD FIRST
instead of boot from C DRIVE first. SAVE your changes.
Your LIVE ubuntu CD is popped into your CD(or)DVD
DRIVE - Reset and your computer should boot the from the
CD(or)DVD DRIVE and load the LINUX OS - Without
"touching"/CHANGING your C DRIVE. )
(5) Once in LINUX, copy your files to your flash drive
If you need more HD Space you can get one of
these:
Just make sure the USB is
plugged in before you boot to ubuntu.
(6) Then Burn (as a secondary back up) onto
CD or DVD your C drive files you don't wanna lose.
(7) Make sure your files are on your flash drive
and/or CD or DVD you just burnt in; using unbuntu's
CD/DVD burning software - that is: make a TEMP
back up of your C DRIVE
(8) Install a fresh copy of your wixxxows on
your computer - you don't need to format it.
If you need a CD/DVD burner / Blank
CDs/DVDs / 500 GB HD, follow the links below...
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Iomega 500GB External HD
Only $59.99 MOFOs!
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25 Pack Blank 4.7 GB DVDs
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Samsung USB 2.0
External DVD Burner
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It took Kissa four hours to do this shit. She picked up
the phone, but the only Travel Service open @ 2 AM with
a human was Squirt Air Travel (don't ask).
She got Marielle...
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