Havva: I told you!

Goon #2 (to Goon #1): I told you!

Goon #1: Will you two stop! We can walk back.

Havva: I'm not going anywhere, fuck this!
What kind of kidnappers are you?

Goon #2: We are the best of the best, we even
got Summa Cum Laude from Goon University!

Goon #1: Yeah, all those nights cramming!

Havva: What the fuck do you learn from a Goon University?

Goon #1 (With raised nose): I'll have you know, our university goes way back!

Havva: Way back to what? Cave man pull hair of girl, time?

Goon #2: No, No, No. (Lighting a pipe - tobacco pipe - MOFO). Dear girl... dear girl....

Goon #1: (Puts on Classical Music)

The Rarefied Halls of Goon University	Henry Purcell :Trumpet Tune and Air

Goon #2: You should see it, our Alma Mater. We are
in league with the ivy leagues! I'll have you know,
our rugby team trampled harvards!

Havva: You did? Wasn't in the news. I'll tell you.

Goon #1: Oh good grief! She doesn't understand the finer
points of gooning. It's a learned thing (if such a phrase exists).

Goon #1 (cont.): We goons, have to know how to get into the mind.....

Havva: Into the MIND of whom?

Goon #1: Into the MIND... The rest you'll have to earn. I'll send you a brochure.

Goon #1 opens up the glove compartment, pulls out a bottle
of Grey Poupon, hands it to Havva who gives it to the guy
in the Rolls, who rolls up his window and makes off!

Goon #1: Hey! He took our fucking Poupon!

Havva: Why don't you fire up the lamborghini here and chase him.

Goon #1: Hey, I'll tell you.....

Goon #1: She's coming right at us, YES!

Havva: Whoa, cowboy.... She's hot!

Agnes: Need a ride, girl and boys?

Goon #1: Fuck Yeah! Our trabant...needs....well, needs a new car!

Goon #2: Ahem......

Goon #1: So where you going, because we're gonna come, too!

Goon #2: Ahem...Cough!

Goon #1: Did I mention, this is a rental?

Goon #2: Remember, MOFO, this is a kidnapping? We have to get out of the country!

Goon #1: Oh shit, I forgot! We'll have to take, um.... Excuse me, Miss....?

Agnes: Agnes.... We quite have our hands full...

Havva: Oh hush! I'm being kidnapped and our Trabant broke down, mind giving us a lift?

Goon #1: & Goon #2: Wha?

Agnes: Sure, there ain't nothing else going on...

Goon #2: We'll have to drive..

Goon #1 (to Goon #2): We were sent for 1 girl! Not 2!

Goon #2: But she's hot! Fucking look at her!

Goon #1: Oh, she's cute!

Agnes: Let's go! Let's blow this town, MOFOs... I'll
drive, you two goons can ride in the back! No goon is
gonna touch my ride... Hello, Miss.....

Havva: Havva.

Agnes: Hi, Havva. Ladies first.

Havva: You got, A/C?

Agnes: Hell fuckin' yeah and sound.

Havva: Play that shit again, girlfriend, let's go.

Agenes: Come, on, guys, y'all got a kidnapping to do!

Goon #1: You know, they never taught us this in college!

Goon #2: Fuck college...Still haven't paid off my loans!
Those school loan guys will find you anywhere! They even
called our Boss!

Havva: No shit!

Goon #2: Yeah! They were like: "Do you have a goon
working for you? We're gonna garnish his wages! How
much you paying him?"

Goon Boss: What the fuck is this?! I pay my boys
under the table! There is no way you can garnish
their shit!

School Loan Officer: We have our ways! Bye!

Agnes (stepping into her ride): Come on! Where are we going?

Goon #1 & #2 (Getting into the back seat): Airport.... We're going to Cyprus!