Secret Hole Agency
( S.H.A. )


Cecilia: You never really answered my question
before as to what we do....Hmmmmm...Dr.O.?

You: Who, What? You figured that out...Good... I'll tell you,
just one of the things we do here at the S.H.A. - One of our
missions is to make everybody in the world have "nutsex"!

All 3: What? You want to make the world into nutfuckers?



Cecilia: What exactly is nut sex?

You: It's when a man shoves his balls up your ass while giving you anal.


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Writer's Note: See S.H.A. Issue 1


Cecilia: Yikes!

You: He can also do the same thing while in your Secret of Secret Holes!

Odelia: What's up with that, Doc? This is the S.H.A.!
Secret ... Hole ... Agency


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Odelia: Maybe the writer made a typo and put "secret of secret" holes!

You: Maybe the writer can make a TYPO and make you girls jump my bones!

Odelia: What?

You: No bones about it! There's no TYPO here. The secret of secret
holes, you girls will learn at your 3rd level of Understanding...
not here, not now!

Dietricha: If I have a secret of Secret Hole, I'll buy you lunch!

You: Make it the lasagne again! Let's break girls. See ya'll in the morning. 5am Sharp!

Cecilia: Why 5am? Nothing's fucking open!

You: Not in Newark! I'll score some donuts and coffee.
I'll drive you girls to your hotel. Have the full details
of your hottie picked out by morning. We have a full plate,
tomorrow. Speaking of plates, maybe we can sponge off Dietricha again!

Odelia: Ya! Maybe she can bring some ....


potatoes


Dietricha: Why don't you score some eats...Hmmm, Dr. O.? You freaking own it!

You: Wha? Who, What, Where, When, How?

Dietricha: Oh, why not? By the way, Die Heisse Kartoffel, now has a new Ice Cream flavor: Banana Ice Cream!


whoop t - fucking do!


Dietricha: I'll get us some tomorrow!

You: Man, do I have a banana I'd like Ya'll to peel!

All 3: What?

You: I hear peals of thunder! Let's go! It's gonna rain!



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