Squirt Air stewardess shows up to pour 2 glasses of
champagne for them.
You: Corine ... A pleasure again. This is Odelia....
Under Your napkin was a flashdrive.
Odelia: Did what? Where you get that?
You: (You whip out your laptop) Check this honey out!
Odelia: Are you quite done? It's been 15 mins!
You: Who, What? Did you check out the set of tits on her?
Odelia: Oh, this is gonna be a long flight!
You: Remember, this is Squirt Air! People hump all this
time here! And when we get to a cruising altitude,
the stewardesses strip!
Odelia: You're just too much information!
You: Check it! Let me just upload this to my crew at
naked dutch. They'll love this!
Odelia: They? I thought you....
You: Anyway.... Let's down these glasses. I think
I asked you to remind me of something.
Odelia: The alarm clocks. I packed mine. You pack yours?
You: FUCK! ..... You're supposed to tell me back in Newark, so I'll take it on my carry on!
Odelia: Now you tell me ... What's the problem? If you forgot, put in a wake up call....
You: On the plane?!
Odelia: Why would we need a wake up call on the plane?
You: Oh shit. You haven't tried the "one hour experiment" have you?
Odelia: What 'experiment'?
You: We have to set our alarm clocks one hour into the future or weird shit happens!
Odelia: Weird shit? Like what?
You: Always the rookie ... I'll let your ass get kicked this time.
Odelia: Well Cheers, Doc! I'm pretty beat,
so I'll hit the sack once I'm done with dinner!
You: Ok. I'll do some light editing to a couple of galleries.
A hottie emailed me and asked me to put her in! Check her
out ... Cute, no?
Odelia: G'night Doc.! Try not to wear your hands out!
You: What?
Odelia: Remember to give your hands a rest!
You: What?!
Odelia: Stop typing! Let's make this a working vacation!
You: Vacation! Yeah right. Good night sweet princess ...
I'll just run down to the lavatories for a quick...
Odelia: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ .............
Dr. O. passed out only wake up to the sound of the
pilot requesting they fasten their seat belts.....
Pilot: Ladies and Gentle men.... We'll be landing in Zimbabwe shortly ....
Please fasten your seat belts and please observe the no smoking sign....
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To your left you will see the Limpopo River.... To your right, I don't Fucking Know....
Odelia: ZIM - BAB - FUCKING - WHAT?!?!
You: I told you ... No alarm clock on Squirt Air and you're fucked!
Odelia: Fucked?! Fucked?!?
You: What? Buy an alarm clock at the airport and catch the next flight out?
Odelia: ...
You: Don't worry. Last time, I landed in Outer Mongolia! I
Odelia: ....
You: Wha? Relax ... First lesson... Rookie ... I hope you learned something.
Odelia: Next time, use a switch on my ass, that'll be easier.
You: A switch? On your fine round ass? You into that? Really?
Odelia: This is all part of my training or what?
You: You're lucky I didn't ask you to meet me in the UK!
Odelia: Give me a copy of that one hour experiment,
You: OK ... Here it is, just let me know where the tattoo parlor is!
Odelia: I'm gonna get you an alarm clock and it's on me!
For crying the fuck out loud! What are we going to do?
had to catch a yak to the nearest village. Man the food...
I have a pair of handcuffs packed and if ...
The plane is almost on the ground. We don't have much time.
The next flight out is in 3.5 hours!
again! I'm gonna tattoo it on my ass!
The smoldering new stewardess, on her way to England to
start her LONDON - TOKYO route, brought Odelia 12 cups
of coffee - no room for cream!
As she finished her 11th cup, on the 12th,
the stewardess gave her a CD and told her .....
The jet cooly touched down at Heathrow.
CD Contents:
Dr. O.
Here's our galleries....
We're now on the
LONDON - TOKYO Route.
Cheers!
Claramond & Eva!
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