You: Perfect....Can we get food?
Dietricha: Is that all you think about? Yes there is a
You: Really? What? ....Dish!
Dietricha: "You're close".... It's a tasty dish....Anyway, we have to be in Krakow within 18 days!
You: 18 days is perfect! I have a small stop at Gavle, Sweden! Meet me there
Dietricha: Gavle? Whatcha working on in Gavle?
You: Here's a clue: (Singing) You better not cry... you better not pout...you better not....
Dietricha: A Jingle?
You: (Singing) Jingle Bells .... Jingle Bells....
Dietricha: OK "Santa", tell me later! Let me check on my map. It's 19+ hours by car to Krakow from Gavle.
Heisse Kartoffel in Krakow, but she won't be working there.
Word on the street is she's inventing something....
and we can hightail it from there to Krakow!
You: Call Sally at Squirt Air Travel! She'll get us
everything we need to be there on time! Listen carefully
to what she tells you! You get freebies if you pay attention!
Dietricha: Got it!
You: While you are online, could ya please email Cecilia?
Dietricha: No Probs, Doc!
Dietricha: Doc?
You: Yes? Is she here?
Dietricha: The email I sent got bounced! It says ......
You: Cecilia! Get in here!
Cecilia: What? You no like vaseline?
Dietricha: Oh, you are just too much information!
I'm going down to Die Heisse Kartoffel to get us dinner!
I'll do some light shopping too! I'll bring your
car back in about 5 hours! See ya, Doc!
Anyway.....
You: Cecilia, talk to me ....
Cecilia: OK, Dr. O. Her name is Bebinn
You: Bada Bing! Bada Boom! WOW!
Cecilia: You like?
You: Can Mouse program a woman in a red dress?
Cecilia: What?
You: Remember? It's a 4D videogame!
(looking up and talking to Mouse)
Hey Mouse, chalk up this hottie in a red dress!
Cecilia: Dr. O. ! I'm surprised!
You: At what?
Cecilia: That you didn't include me! Careful with Bebinn - though;
make sure you don't jizz everywhere - in this 4D video game! - MOFO.
You: You can't really touch the girls in this 4D videogame can ya?
Cecilia: Nope! We wake anyone up who tries! It's more fun that way!
You: More fun?!
Cecilia: Why, yes. They can talk to us game characters, look at us..
.
Cum up close to us, but when they reach out ........
You: Is Dat Right?.......
Cecilia: Unless they play Squirt Country!
You: Is dat right, again?
You: Talk.
Cecilia: Bebinn can either be in Munich or in the Czech Republic.
I don't know which! If we get to Munich, then Brno, CZ and she's nowhere,
we'll have to go to Moscow!
You: MOSCOW?!
Cecilia: The hotties in Moscow will drain your tank again and again!
You: What?
Cecilia: To drive to Moscow will drain our tank again and again!
We'll take the train! She has a photo shoot to do there again!
And she's very busy. It'll be very difficult to get this girl
You: Could you lighten up? It's just a game.
Cecilia: Listen! We'll have to be in munich in 2 weeks! I'm packing already!
You: After dinner today, we'll break; then I'll draw out a strategy on getting these hotties. I'm excited.
Cecilia: I bet you are! Get us three to chump away while you frolic and play!
You: It's my 4D videogame, MOFO. I'll keep it hot and heavy
the whole time, now get back online; while I look with "great detail" at
Bebinn! Come back in about 15 mins!
Cecilia: Hope you can handle Bebinn! She's quite a number!
You: That's why I need practice! Remember 1,000 years ago, Europe didn't look like it did.
Writer's Note: See S.H.A. Issue 1
You: What?
Cecilia: I looked in every hole and cupboard you got, but no mixed nuts!
Where's your bag of mixed nuts? I'm starving, where the hell is
Dietricha with our food?!
You: Look in my desk, bottom right, next to the lubes, handcuffs and whipped cream!
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