You: I'll have the Lasagne in White Sauce

Claire: Sorry Sir, We're Fresh Out, are you sure there is not anything else you would like to eat?

You: Are you sure you're fresh out? I was supposed to get the lasagne!

Claire: I'm sorry, sir. Dietricha - our sous chef - is on vacation!
And is on her way to Munich! Our chef prepares just enough for the day
- what will it be?

You: Can't you get "Mouse" to program in a plate of lasagne for me or something?

Claire: What?

You: I'll have the spaghetti and then for dessert...

Claire: I'll be the dessert!

You: If you're the dessert, I think I'll need more olive oil dressing....bring some extra napkins....

Claire: What?