You: I'm looking for a girl.

Clothing Local #1: Aren't we all!

You: Listen, this babe is special, she has something I need.

Clothing Local #1: What, tits? ass?

You: No... A secret hole...

Clothing Local #1: Ah..Yes....A secret hole... of course...What do you do with a secret hole?

You: Fuck it...

Clothing Local #1: Going already? OK... Good bye!

You: No! You fuck it!

Clothing Local #1: Me? Fuck what?

You: Forget it! This girl has a secret hole and she'll do for my work...

You: Have you seen this girl anywhere?

Clothing Local #1: Wow! She is smokin' fucking hot! Can I borrow that picture?

You: This pic? What do you want to do with it?

Clothing Local #1: Fuck it.

You: I think you'll need a bigger pic!

Clothing Local #1: I said: 'fuck it.' My boss just walked in!
Go down to the beach MOFO. She goes down there alot!